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Old 22nd May 2009, 12:10
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the quiz is easy.

There has been a recent announcement of massive infrastructure spending to revamp the OZ navy.

That there is the newest addition and flagship, the HMAS KIVIN KRUDD.

It is powered by two dynamic machines, built with someone elses money, which is usual for KRUDD, and they will work in opposition to each other when the ship cast off.

It will eventually wander aimlessly about driven by the wind (as he is, a hot wind) until it strikes an immovable object and then like the OZ eceonomy its great engines will disappear in a spectacular exhibition of diametric opposition.

The crew will all be saved, having done backflips, like their fearless leader, into the sh***y local creek.

Then the local care-flight will save them as all other reputable HEMS outfits have also gone down the local sh***y creek, I mean gurgler.

amen

Then the spin doctors will start.
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