Do not know what you are all worrying about, Swine flu is going to kill 49Million people in the UK, and employment will then be 99%. In addition, the USA is going to declare war on Belgium and Finland, which I fear will result in a Nuclear War to end all Wars! Go to Tesco and buy as much bread as you can NOW NOW DAMMIT SAVE YOURSELVES!!!
Actually, do not go to Tesco they are a secret organised group of communists.
Oh dear had one too many tonight?
