The unfortunate thing for Virgin Blue, is there are a large number of impressionable folk who get spooked easily.
I just watched Zoolander - it brought back memories of my induction at Virgin.
YouTube - Hypnosis Session
Watch this... The parts could equally be played by:
Derek Zoolander - Impressionable crew
Will Ferrell - BGod
Will Ferrell's dog - MDly
The russian woman - A DM
The DJ - RBranson
Matilda - The Union
Fight Fire with Fire!