ahhhh....
the best one, was when the Ignominious training manager put out a memo accusing pilots of DELIBERATELY ignoring S.O.P's. An eerie silence prevailed when it was pointed out that one of the SOP's dictated that, in a ditching situation, first action is "don your hat".... yet the company was too tight to supply hats.
FOM's were having a go at pilots for not wearing hats too. - pretty hard to wear a piece of uniform that has not been supplied to you!
and then, when they DID get a supply of hats(at $12 each!) .... well, you can guess how they looked!