A few months back with Air NZ after landing at Chep Lap Kok after an overnight sector from Auckland:
"Ladies and Gents, after ten and half hours of flying in the dark, I'm pleased to say the pilots have found Hong Kong".
A few years back, from the flightdeck of RAF Tristar while taxying onto the runway at Mount Pleasant, Falkland Islands:
"3400 miles to Ascension, tanks full, sunglasses on, hit it!"
(with apologies I guess to Jake and Elmo Blues)