@halfmanhalfbeer
I bear with you, I don't know how long you been in M.E. (if you are an expat here) or if you are only trvaelling with EK, but I doubt it, if you will ever get anywhere!
If you had a video-phone, all you might get is, someone wobbling his/her head & replying no problem - not getting!!
I'm sure you'll agree it's all a joke!