Dear, oh dear. What IS it about the flatlanders? When they're not measuring dick size by flipping off flight directors and automatics, they're running of 10,000ft runways by performing unnecessary backtracks!
And now, the effrontery of questioning three months off sick? Shouldn't you be tending to your dungeons?
And to end on a low note...
To achieve recognition it may be necessary to show the Central Arbitration Committee (CAC) that a majority of pilots support the application.
Well, good luck with that, Ian. Ryanair pilots have repeatedly demonstrated that you're not wanted here. Ten out of ten for persistence, though.