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Old 22nd Mar 2009, 14:12
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BEagle
 
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If only.....


"Mason, your hat, my office. NOW!"

"Now then, I understand that you had a passenger on the jump seat on your recent trip?"

"Yes"

"You do know the rules about such things, don't you? I expect the answer to be 'yes'"

"Yes"

"Correct answer. Now, did you involve your crew in your decision making process? I expect a similar answer!"

"Yes"

"That's as may be - they all know that ultimately the captain carries the can! Would you do it again - and be careful how you answer!"

"No, I wouldn't"

"Good answer. Now, for some weird reason our passengers love you and we really wouldn't want to lose you. So for f*ck's sake, will you please just wise up and stop playing the maverick!"

"Yes"

"Good. Now be a good chap and pi$$ off, you have a schedule to keep. But I don't want to have this sort of chat again. Do you?"

"No!"

"Correct answer!!"
But not in the 21st century, I guess.....

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