PBY, in the words of Dr. Evil (Austin Powers):
rrright.....................(apply little finger to corner of mouth).
....with all due respect, I think your analogy is stretching credence just a little too far.
To paraphrase, when I go by the SOP's I'm like a communist dictator or perhaps even Torquemada? I think you're having an Eric Cantona moment........
One analogy too far.