Hilarious! pissing myself laughing! you guys really need to stop believing your own bull**** about how good you are and accept that you're a 2 bit operation.
Then you need to become a unified pilot group to decide upon and enforce the changes you need. You start with an external audit headed by someone with the experience and knowledge to steer you in the right direction, clearly your management has let you down, this responsibilty rest squarely on the shoulders of the chief pilot. If you want worlds best practice you need the appropriate leadership.
Now get yourselves unified, grow some balls and fix it or accept what you are or have become and stop whining about it.