Ni said
I continue to reluctantly wear the blasted thing whilst standing on their airfield. Life's simpler that way.
I wonder what our dear departed friend would have said hearing you say that, you let the side down. I was down at the airport yesterday and wanted to take a quick look at the plane and didn't have that thing with me. Dived down between the hangar doors and rear of all the aircraft and if that white van had appeared it would have got it with both barrels I can tell you, not a sole in site.