.... press 2 and state fatigued,
NOT SICK.
They will call you in for form fillings, a visit to the sypathetic doctor ... who cares, not a big deal, give them all the info ... and change the appointment three times, due kids, cat, maid etc. until they're themselves sick of the game .... wear them out with their crappy own methods.
(oh and i'm so sooorrry, just accidentally spilled my "keep me awake" coke over the document box ... tough luck ...)