Geoffers and Shy Torque,
In the spirit of a rumour network it appears that I was misled by the bloke who told me about the twin hoists. I actually worked on one of those machines after CHC bought it and even have a photo of it to prove me wrong.
So, grovelling, humble apology to all who have been deeply offended and had to reach for sustenance to calm their nerves after this revelation!
