C-P
Funny story and I started laughing shortly into the first sentence. Which brings up a funny story. In Braniff's 72 ground school in about '78. instructor tells story about a Captain in recurrent who asks, "we got a fire bell at top of climb, but no fire indications." Instructor, silently noting giggling F/Es in the back row, tells Captain, "I cannot imagine what happened as the APU cannot be running in-flight." Captain swears it happened and, then notes laughter from the back row. He's been had!!
Hard to get good help at the Marshall's Service?
GF