After an overnight JFK-LHR flight the FO came on the PA, introduced himself, wished us all a good morning, gave time to landing, local time, LHR weather etc. Came back on PA 10 mins later, introduced himself again, and gave us an updated arrival time due to ATC delay.
Smooth descent, smooth approach and then a VERY bumpy landing. Followed a few seconds later by ...
"Ladies and Gentlement, this is your Captain speaking. The FO has asked me to point out that I did the landing."
(short pause)
"This is your Captain speaking again. The FO has asked me to point out that I did BOTH of those landings."