Leo, your Spelling and Grammar in that post aren't up to sniff. Your hand must be trembling as you type.
No wonder!
Your dark master wants to buy this decrepit piece of junk you describe? To do what with it?
If its as DOOMED as you DECLARE why not just let it rot and collect the 'low hanging fruit' as it falls?
Why all this EXPENDITURE?
Why the URGENCY?
Why the DESPERATION?
Why the Temper Tantrums?
Patently there's more to it than some half-baked charity drive.
You run along now and worry about your own problems sonny, of which you have many. 47 at least of them this year.
Find some other victim to sink your blood sucking fangs into in your futile quest for rejuvenation. A great many people are going to enjoy watching you slowly dissolve back into the hissing puddle of slime and corruption you rose from.