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Old 10th Jan 2009, 20:11
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Yeager
 
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Its a great opportunity for you to rock up in full suit. Dont forget the white gloves and the pyjamas hanging out of you flightback. Most likely it will be on a G-day because after all it is in your interest to get the opportunity to meet one of The Company leaders in person - if he/she remembers to show up himself on his working day. Also practice your handshake with some of your maaaates down at Stauntons the night before - you want it to be just right Also - if you know the names of and seniority numbers of the top 200 Cathay Captains you will be just fine.
As some of the other folks said - dont be so foullish as to complain or say anything true - you dont have to lie - just dont say anything - if not already used to this "The Cathay Way" then you will get used to it sooner or later. "Never miss an opportunity to shut up!" - well said young man.

Finally dont forget to wrap that shirt all the way around your ass and balls down in your pants - its gotta sit just right (tight!) - just like when you rock up at despatch.

You may wanna consider using the Cathay uniform tie just to show your appreciation and spirit. (just dont forget to unplug the AoA pin first! that may just extend you probation by 12 month).

Finally (again! - so sorry, so sorry!). Dont be sad if you have your probation extended - you wont be the first nor the last fellow to whom it happend/s..

Dont forget to smile - and that includes showing your teeth - so maybe some whitening will be good to consider. After all its all about what it looks like - who cares about the reality..

Y.
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