Go on then I'll discuss the elephant in the room.....
Whats an FMB?
Heres me thinking I was worldly wise and "street"
Best one I heard was a cold morning in UUDD when the FA was asked to knit the old boy crusty skipper a willy warmer, quick as a flash there was the return comment about her being no good at knitting but remembered some crocheting which would probably be more appropiate !
