QANTAS has no "U" in it Flying Bean.
Thank you for your very kind comments about the sophistication in Australia, we are all very touched. It is so nice to know that we are not all unsophisticated idiots who don't have "Vans" as you call them.
Without being rude, we don't really need your "van" or you flying around in our "bush" and since you have plenty of your own "bush" perhaps you might like to confine yourself to it.
Goodbye, nice to know you.
LE