In the name of all that is holy, if you come from the Planet Belgrano Perrrrrleasee get the message across to the mandarins.
Airport security is out of control. In 5 years of persecuting crews, UK policy has failed to avert an attack at Glasgow, a Greenies protest at Hounslow Municipal, and a more sinister one at Stanport Airstead.
They have however amde a lot of mischief with plastic bags, and stopped a lot of shampoo.