The BAA has been taking lessons!
Total Security is provided by building your vulnerable facility in the middle of nowhere, putting a high chain-link fence around it and guarding the entrance gate with a bunch of brainless muppets.
This is the set-up as seen in countless films featuring such stars as Steven Segal, Jean Claude Van Damm and Sly Stallone. The facility generally houses lots of highly flammable, even explosive units along with lots of scurrying, terrified and screaming prisoners.
Now, if I was in charge of something like a group of airports for instance, this is exactly the way I would go about it and then I would get my friend Alan, who used to be a screen writer before he joined Group 4, to be head of security.
Is the job vacant do you think?