After all, I can make the whole thread disappear..
Oh no, WWW! What a terrible prospect!
But no worries - You'll be very relieved to know that fearing just such an unlikely misfortune, I have taken the trouble to save a copy of the thread so that it can be re-posted at a moment's notice if ever that dreadful misfortune were to occur.
We could never risk allowing such a great thread just to vanish into the ether, now could we?!!!
However, I'm fully with you on the texting / typing when on a night out - oh yes, done it far too many times, and it somehow always ends in tears.