Zaherk,
I should be in Changi Terminal 2 on the 10th of December, so if you buy me a beer for my time, I will explain in small words what I meant.
In the meanwhile try to think about yourself as a pax rather than the bloke up at the pointy end and consider how
you would feel if Biggles made an announcement like that (assuming he DID make it) and your reaction once that staement was made inferring that you are too thick to know the difference.
"
Noli nothis permittere te terere."