Now, gentlemen, please be nice.
Eikido is an expert in asking unexpected questions somewhat related to aviation.
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His next question might be how to do birth control when joining the mile-high club.
Or maybe, how to get seaplane rating with a "underwater basket weaving degree".
I suspect he has a very high NAM/1000 in Aquavit at times.
Lean your mixture, dear Eikido...
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Happy contrails