And perhaps we could call ourselves the UK Marine Corps!
Sadly, we don't compare with the USMC in terms of numbers of aircraft, and have not done so for very many years.
Turning to the CAF, Canadian naval "lieutenants" in the CAF's joint days always used to have fun calling themselves "captain", especially when arranging transport and accommodation to visit ships or establishments resulted in them being treated as four-stripers - briefly!
Jack
PS Tourist - Ooh! You are a tease .....