Heard a good one from Tours Val de Loire (TUF) this week.. We're holidaying in France, dept 36 at the moment and my dad and his mrs came over from UK, Ryanair STN - TUF, for a few days. During the course of the visit, mrs dad bought a small, decorative but functional ceramic olive oil dispenser - I am sure you know the sort of thing women like to clutter up the kitchen with.
It being ceramic, she wrapped it in some paper and had it in her hand carry, however, the security man at TUF on Friday 24/10, il dit "NON!", so in the bin it went.
WTF?? Empty decorative ceramic olive oil dispensers can be used as weapons?? Good job it was only 7 euros, but all the same seemed a bit much.