MrMachFivePointFive, (a pretty apt handle for a management stooge, BTW - a little over half the speed achieved every work day by the pilots you seem so keen to disparage), you've blown your cover so thoroughly with the few posts you've made to date on matters pertaining to EK that I think it's time you asked your boss, JH, if he'll allow you to dispense with your current (too slow?) identity and start again with a fresh 'handle' for your campaign to publicise the company line and tell us all what a cushy job we have.
Do they pay you for you time online out of office hours?