May I be boring for a moment;
get the crumpet over here ' for safety's sake ' then just maintain the SOSUS net a la Red Storm Rising - shouldn't take much to keep the locals going, they seem to live on Bird Heads etc;
I knew an English couple who spent two years there - when they came back and I took them for a pub meal of Shepard's pie, veg & chips, they almost wet themselves with glee !!!
DZ