Top 3 chip shops in the UK for you...
1. Steele's Corner House, Cleethorpes.
2. The Jolly Fryer, Ripon.
3. There isn't a third.
Murgatroyd's? Pah!
Nonsense, my man. Nonsense.
Try Steele's before you knock it. Potatoes from Lincs, fish from Grimsby. All on the doorstep. Amazing.