the bodily function of passing intestinal flatus via the anus whilst at 37,000 feet
If only they would ! Do it at 37,000 feet, I mean - on most passenger flights the rest of us are at more like 7000 feet.
Oh yes - and via just what else COULD it be passed ?
I, too, just dread the coming of mobile phones to flights. Will there be an aviation equivalent of the train's "
quiet coach", I wonder ?