Just got back from another week being messed about so now am able to make it quite clear.
My comments were a weak attempt at perverse humour. I promise I wont try it again and I am very sorry to have caused MP to raise his BP. Seriously, MP do you think anyone in their right mind actually holds those views?
Irony: conveyance of meaning by words whose literal meaning is the opposite.
Nuff said I think.