TightSlot...............
That was wonderfully funny! Harry E is very English at their bst.
But this briefing thing is serious is it not. It becomes a one up thing too?
'I am a frequent flyer, have done this flying thing before, watch me, I am to good for to pay attention to silly cow up front doing demonstration!' ?
Maybe the CAAs issue a notice to allow this sort of a pre safety announcement announcement?........
' Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, the Civil Aviation Authority asks us to tell you, because of recent aircraft disasters, to be attentive to the safety brief.'
Also....
'Please do not inflate your life jackets inside the aircraft, otherwise you become stuck in the emergency exit and maybe drown.'