EP, best laugh I have had all day. I was thinking about it till my hot water cylinder blew up 2 weeks ago ($1500) and 2 nights ago my wife backed the ute into our other car (sigh...) so there goes BBand for another year...
SOLUTION.....Get rid of the missus, give the damaged car to her and get yourself a BBand conx. You'll get used of the cold showers. Besides, she won't be around to tell you that you stink!