ACMS
Mate, if you are married, its a fair bet your wife will be on Valium or some other happy pill - if so, you should take a couple and try and calm down a little.
Other than that, not that I'd wish it on anyone, but a life changing experience can put a whole new perspective of how trivial these little things can be, concerned with the larger picture.
Try and settle down a little before you bring one on yourself. A lot of your post on other topics posts are pretty much on the nail, but I think you have lost it a little with this one.