I hope that not too much will be lost in translation.
Story told by one colleague about another one.
Training IFR inbound EPWA:
ATC: Do you have Raszyn in sight?
(short explanation: Raszyn (sounds like "Russian") place near EPWA with some radio masts)
xxx: No, I don't.
some time later:
ATC: Do you have Raszyn in sight?
xxx: Negative.
Now the guy tries to ensure himself, that no one, especially any Russian is on board but he and his instructor.
again:
ATC
o you have Raszyn in sight?
Now our hero is imaging not very well shaved man, with fur hat, smelling vodka, with big bag on his laps - just Russian from far Siberia inside his plane.
xxx: Negative.
ATC: Dou you have Raszyn in sight... oh disregard, you have just passed it.
after landing:
Why they were asked us if we have Russian inside?
Story which always make me laughing.
Hope you too.
rgds
Dino