Bladebanger,
May I suggest your "mate" invest in a calculator and get his sums right.
Maybe a CASA approved calculator so he/she can use it to get his ATPL and advance on to "twins" which you loath so much.. and get the theory subjects and exams paid for by Jayrow and get the ATPL allowance as well.
When the EBA is published and made public then the truth will come out..
I think then, you may need another name change...