As a glider pilot what mostly springs up is:
"Wheres the next lift gonna be?"
"Hmmm, should the controls really creak like that...?"
"Gee, are my arms really meant to be that crimson?"
"Has the vario battery really gone flat or is it just mocking me?..."
or more recently "Am I in the Redlands skydiving zone? ... oh s*it!" (not the latter bit (yet) anyway...)
Plus "How am I gonna land this thing with one dead leg?"
Regards
SS