R/T funnies
(Don't know whether or not this has already been posted so apologies if it has)
Was crossing the north sea a while ago and heard (and recognised) a colleagues (anonymous) voice say to London:
"I'm bored!!" Silence from London et al. Then:
"Correction; i'm f**king bored!!"
London: "Who said that?" Stunned silence on a normally busy frequency, followed by:
"I said i'm f**king bored, not f**king stupid!!"
Could not string two coherent words together for some minutes!