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Old 27th Jun 2008, 06:26
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QF94
 
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QANTAS Super Brands

Go to this link and see the guff about QF and its corporate responsibility.

Brand Details

"Qantas is committed to the highest standards of corporate social responsibility and is a proud financial and hands-on supporter of a wide range of community, arts and sporting organisations."

Shame they don't support their own company!!

"The Product

All Qantas aircraft are maintained to the highest standards and are flown by some of the world’s most experienced pilots. Qantas also undertakes engineering, pilot and cabin crew training for customer airlines."

Customer airlines are virtually a thing of the past!!

Qantas has one of the largest aircraft engineering and maintenance operations in the Asia Pacific region and has a global reputation for operational excellence and safety.

Notice they don't include Australia!!

"Brand Values

Qantas is one of Australia’s leading brands, with the kangaroo symbol representing a proud history focused on reliability, safety, engineering excellence and customer service."

QF is now 14th, and the Kangaroo is a symbol that is to be culled by Management. Reliability is a fallacy. Safety is fast diappearing, engineering excellence has some vague meaning in Malaysia and customer service only exists for shareholders and managers alike!!!

"Things you didn't know about Qantas
  • Qantas was the first airline in the world to introduce Business Class.
  • A Qantas engineer invented the “black box”.
  • Hollywood superstar John Travolta became a Qantas staff member in June 2002, and earned his 747 wings.
  • Qantas is the oldest continuously operating airline in the world.
  • The design on Wunala Dreaming – the red Qantas 747-400 painted with an Aboriginal design - includes 1324 irregular dots.
  • A Qantas engineer invented the inflatable safety slide."
  • QANTAS was also the first airline in the world to destroy its reputation and put shareholders over and above the paying/flying public and staff
  • A QANTAS manager invented the system to trash their own staff
  • John Travolta should maybe replace David Cox as engineering manager. At least he knows about aeroplanes!!
  • QANTAS is actaully the second oldest continuosly operating airline in the world. KLM is older!!
  • The design of management has 1324 irregular idiots!!
  • A QANTAS manager invented an inflatable dildo to screw their staff. Inflation size and pressure depends on how much to screw you!!
If management was so keen to protect the "brand", they would actually pull their heads out of their collective anal passages, clean the crap from their ears and eyes, and look at what's happening to the "brand" they're destroying.


That's enough of a rant from me. I Feel better now. (Medibank Private)
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