Concerned that BA could come under pressure from the deveved assemblies and other areas of the Uk who take afront to the withdrawl of all services outside of London is to create a new group of airlines. The new regional airlines will be modled on the old Cambrain and North-East airline of BKS which were absorbed into BA and the BA manchester fleet.
The new arilnes will be.
Wippet Air
Based in Manchester and flying to many cheap popular destinations with the oldest aricraft we can find our uniques services will include.
Free carriage of wippets, ferrets and racing pigeons.
Warm still beer served with each meal
Local delicacies on offer such as Hollands meat pies, chicken tikka masala and fish n chips.
Pot belly class will offer a premium service for those of a larger dimension.
Locally recruited staff to assist with language difficulties such "Ey up"
Flights will operate at unreasonable hours and be subject to major changes as this is good enough for them up North.
Heading up this new division will be Tamara Tomkinson Jones assisted by Giles Cholmondley-smyth. Tamara who has an extensive six months of working for BA within the "Europe bread purchasing division" was quoted as saying she was looking forward to her time in the North as despite her extensive travel experiences throughout the world she had never ventured North of Watford Gap.
Giles brings with him a wealth of expereince from the City where he assisted developing Countries and belies he is well positioned to hel Wippet air develop into a truly leading third world carrier.
"One really knows how our ethnic services should be organised. I'm looking forward to helping these poor folk escape the deluges manchester is know for" Tamara will be undergoing language training