If the RN droggies (who were twelve miles out to sea) were supposedly the ones spooking the ex-dolphins with piddly side-scanning sonar, the silly bloody things wouldn't be stuck in someone's freezer, they'd be following HMS ECHOSOUNDER around clicking "where's my tea you b*stards". Sonar ATTRACTS dolphins, it doesn't scare them.
Has anyone tried telling the Meeja this?
