Well as is seems that you got to slum it in Air Canada's economy, and not your beloved netting! Maybe you could change your name to 'Rupert farquis Steeple-Bumstead(if its not already!)and turn up wearing some frightfully loud coloured courdoroy slacks/shirt/blazer and cravat and tell the check-in staff that your father is a 'jolly important' chap, and it would be in their best interests to upgrade you........
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