Got sent this today...
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES
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> Dump the male flight attendants.
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> No one wanted them in the first place.
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> Replace all the female flight attendants with
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> good-looking strippers! What the hell --
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> They don't even serve food anymore,
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> so what's the loss?
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> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol
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> sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin.
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> And, of course, every businessman in this
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> country would start flying again,
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> hoping to see naked women.
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> Because of the tips, female flight attendants
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> wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.
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> I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge
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> the women for working the plane and have them kick
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> back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and
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> 'special services.'
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> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for
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> fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would
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> come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry
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> would see record revenues.
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> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --
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> a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
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> Why didn't Bush think of this?
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> Why do I still have to do everything myself?
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> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton