JARSIE!
You didn't mention the bit about how after all your good years of service, you didn't get a gold watch - only this (fake) gold medallion.
HARRUMPHHH!!!!
Why are people so unkind?
(Kamahl voice)
They must have known J.A.K.
Grrrowler, are you a father yet?
Attrition was incredibly low - anyone remember that company - and who was responsible for its demise.
Yes - 3 words:
Executive General Manager.