Mech assassin, I was trying to keep things simple so I could understand them!
Feline, thank you.
And on the most important point in this thread.....we do sometimes have cups of tea on night shifts, yes. However, in our new tower we are not permitted to have a kettle in the VCR. So someone has to go down to the bottom of the building to get the horsep*ss that passes for tea out of the vending machine. The kettle in the rest room kitchen is overgrown with limescale that it is now impossible to open.
