Right, Rabbit, that's the trip to the Med sorted out...
So, in anticipation of your next question, you'll need:
Yachmaster theory and practical
International Certificate of Competence with CEVNI endorsement
VHF certificate (DSC, naturally)
Radar certificate
...and the good news is that you really CAN do all of that in about three or four months!
Then you can post your awkward questions about anchoring technique at ybw.com/forums
There is always the danger that you'll no longer be, errr, flavour of the month by then...
...in which case, if your other half is tasty, I've got all the above, plus ATPL(A), thousands of hours, command and training time, management experience, you name it... And I know how to look after a lady!!! (or three!!!!!!!)