Look up where the PIC sits in a Robinson R44 vs a Eurocopter Astar. Get back to me and let me know if I am sitting on the wrong side.
You're flying a helicopter, now? You were a fixed wing captain with 10,000 hours and seven type ratings, flying a citation, and had just been rejected by Alaska airlines when you posted as ssg and then as Trickle451...both of your former identities which have recently been banned.
Now you're a helicopter pilot. Who'd have guessed?