With a thread this long I have to confess that I went to the end. I fly corporate but ocassionally pax back with mainline (thanks folks, you always spoil us when we get on board). Since we are not subject to restrictions with numbers of bags we often travel with two. I have lost count of the amount of times I have had a run in with spotty faced yoofs masquarading as security. I ask for little except a small modicum of respect and courtesy but the little b@"*&!#ds take great delight in making the whole process and tedious as possible; and only in the UK. Why do we have the monopoly on these irksome little gits. The certainly did not attend polite school.
Walk this way for a strip search please and wait here whilst I get the Vaseline and gloves.
