A rumor that may cheer people up.
I heard our illustrious leader, G.D. was on the Afternoon flight from Perth back to Sydney yesterday.
After he boarded, the Perth boys found something wrong with the aircraft. One thing led to another, and soon GD was heading to a Perth hotel for the night. They just couldn’t fix it before it missed curfew.
If he thinks that was inconvenient, just wait for the PIA.
.....and then when he did get out of there they ran out of butter and salad dressing and took his off him for the PAYING passengers that he so utterly detests......