I buy ticket to use Big Silver Bird.
I turn up at Airport 2 hrs before Big Silver Bird leaps to Sky.
I cannot get to kerbside at Big Silver bird sanctuary.
I can only take two small bags with me.
I no need shopping I bring things with me.
I get these things taken off me by damm colonial Hitler type person.
They steal my things and put in big red bin that has Ebay on side.
I queue for 30 mins plus and I have ticket checked again.
I get beaten with beams of electro-magnetic waves.
I have to take off shoes and belt to trousers.
I cannot take my tie-pin through.
I get passport checked many many times.
I wait and finally I get on Silver bird.
We fly to heaven and back.
I but ticket to use red Virgin train
I turn up two minutes before big Virgin train leaps down track.
I arrive alongside station entrance.
I bring as many bags as I wish to, of any size.
I need no shopping I bring things with me.
I get on & Train departs - how joyous am I.
Am I in more danger on big red virgin train?
No
